now is your chance....

[SHATOUSHKA]

the president has requested a direct survey
pertaining to the war in iraq. you can
call the white house at 202-456-1111, when
the operator answers simply tell him/her "i
oppose" or "i support" the war in iraq.


<font size=30>DO YOUR DUTY!!!</font>


editors note:

as a mod concered about her patrons, i would
like to express my opinion on this issue.
i find this 'survey' a bit too late. what
is really going on with it?
i'll tell you...

george dumbass bush went around flapping his
stupid fucking lips tossing threats all over
the mo fo place... at first, people supported
this issue because of the carefully placed
propaganda surrounding 9/11. moooooooonths
later, bush's BS has been challenged by
north korea -- which basically says that
bush (and all of america) can kiss their ass.

now that the strategic propaganda is wearing
off, bush has fucked himself. i mean, wtf
is he supposed to do??? he talked some shit,
got a few guys to kowtow... and now has this
whole new problem -- which he can't talk
shit to, because these mo fo's dont give a
shit what bush threatens.

so NOW bush calls upon his dearest
sheep... i mean citizens to bail him out.
where once we were an expendible mass --
incapable of making legitimate VOTING decisions
on wtf WE should do about 9/11... and iraq...
and n. korea...

bush is calling upon YOU to save his ass.

that's right! for a small long distance fee
(that economic booster bastard), you can
call and voice your opinion on this issue
with the war with iraq.

so basically, if the majority say I AGREE --
bush will use you as an excuse to forward
his plan, possibly killing MILLIONS in doing so...

or if the majority say I OPPOSE -- bush will
have a nice, neat measure with which to
withdraw his bogus threats with iraq.

how juvenile.

instead of apologizing (or being somewhat
diplomatic) for jumping the gun with iraq,
bush is looking for a scapegoat.

EWE! EWE! EWE!
BAA! BAA! BAA!

[zelazny]

can't people just call and tell what you just typed?
including the ewe! ewe! ewe!
Baa! Baa! Baa!
That would be cool.

[soulfilms]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#25004f"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by zelazny:
can't people just call and tell what you just typed?
including the ewe! ewe! ewe!
Baa! Baa! Baa!
That would be cool.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

I second that!

and make sure the operator IS dictating, writing down every sentence, word, breath, gasp, beat.

[TastinGood]

fucking long distance????

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[gnosis_within]

i think that opposing a war with any terrorist group (or, if you prefer the old terminology, country) makes you a terrorist under the American Patriot Act. it would be better if no one called, just to let them know that we know that our opinion doesn't matter. but, the government now has the legal right to read all of your email and keep tabs on what websites you visit, so everyone's (with the exception of anyone too poor or too paranoid to be on the internet) opinion is (or quickly could be) known.

i wonder if people will be able to write off the fee of the call on their taxes.....it would certainly be a brilliant move on the president's part and would do a great deal to stimulate the economy (of course, everyone that makes over 1 million dollars a year will be able to write off the call and the telephone they use to make the call. with the money they save, they may be able to raise the wages of the mexicans working in their sweatshops, which would encourage them to buy more and thereby help the economy). everyone would be so happy that they didn't have to pay to have their opinion heard! it usually takes a hefty donation to a campaign fund for that.

[SHATOUSHKA]

i have yet to call...

i would be surprised if a person gets to
utter any syllable other than a "push 1 for YES"
"push 2 for NO"....

[SHATOUSHKA]

speaking of government ability to spy on its citizens...

... i hear they lost 30k+ sexual offenders recently...

[Beta-Decay]

I would think that with the budget we have, they would at least set up a 1-800 number.

[zelazny]

Hmmm, i remember reading that bush is going to invest in the national economy.
Can anyone guess where he intends to get the money from?... Anyone?

[SHATOUSHKA]

simple...

he'll go into the american basement... poke
the morlocks to breed and bring forth that
which provides the nurishment bush so readily needs.